I am really starting to feel like I’m the only person on the planet who hasn’t watched “Game of Thrones.” Am I it? Anyone else feeling this way? Anyone else feeling left out in the cold because you haven’t spent the last however many years watching every episode and waxing poetically about its fight scenes and killer dragons. Do you find that people are constantly coming up to you and saying, “Dude! What do you mean you don’t watch ‘Thrones?!?’ Are you like on some religious fast or something?”

In fact, scientists at the Search for Extraterrestrial Intelligence (SETI) have just announced that they received a signal from outer space with a message that read, “Did Daerneys really go and [SPOILER ALERT] last week? Because that was REALLY messed up, man. We’re freakin’ out here!”

I have absolutely no idea what they’re talking about. Want to talk Avengers? I got you covered. Need to discuss the arc of the next “Star Wars,” and I’m all over it. Got some theories about “The Lego Movie.” OK, I’m not totally following, but I’ll give it a whirl.

But “Game of Thrones?” I have absolutely no clue. I’ve never watched more than a handful of scenes, and the only reason I know any character’s name is because people constantly get in my face and say: “Dude, what do you mean you don’t know who ‘Cersei’ is?” … and then ask if I’m on a religious fast.

I got excited when I heard the webinar instructor mention that only 2 percent of the population could be considered this: super multitaskers. Doesn’t it sound cool? Super troopers. Superman. Superstar. Super duper. Superfluous.

But “super multitasker?” Now, that would be truly special!

And maybe I was one.

He was about to give us a quiz that would test our ability to multitask. He said no one he had come across yet fell into that category of amazing people, but maybe today would be the day. “Yeah, maybe today,” I thought. “Maybe I’m the Golden Multitasker!”